hello there, this exists to help my failing memory remember things I would want to remember a few years down the road.

I am sorry I treated you like a machine, and think you can work as much as the mind wants to. I am sorry I don't feed you with water 'cause I think water is tasteless and not nice to drink.

Be nice to me and not ache so much, won't you?

I will go feed on vitamin C though ever since the bio book told me excess vitamin C gets passed out through the urine, I got very shocked and concluded there is no need to drown myself in Redoxen, which I dislike. I will be good and exercise so I won't be a hunchback when I am thirty.

And yes Lord, heal the sick sick body. );

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(Mindless rant below. Don't bother reading unless you have nothing better to do)

I complain about Crisp the psp being a fingerprints magnet, and the Cam's battery spoiling and Crumbs malfunctioning and so on...
But I figured gadgets are not that hard to maintain.
The body is.

I am finding it a chore feeding that horrible bottomless pit called the stomach.
It gets hungry every 3-4 hours aka I got to eat at least 5 times a day, which I of course don't, 'cause food isn't always accessible. Not to mention that good food is hardly ever healthy, at least those I like to eat. AND YES, ALL YOU EVIL TP PEOPLE, STAY FARRRR AWAY FROM OUR CANTEEN! I know our canteen has the best food, but you come and eat up all our food and we STARVE. Should make the canteen like aircon and locked by matrix card >: (
(evil people: aiyaaa, canteens all public one what. i go to yous, you come to mine lah.)

Then if you don't feed it enough liquid, it dries up, shrivels up, have holes all around your mouth that expands (aka ulcers), have the very annoying sorethroat that leads to fever and a burning brain.

If you don't ensure that it is always clean and all, you get blocked ear, rashes etc.
(YT: eee, you so dirty.) Then got to trim eyebrows... and... yeah remove hair, you get the drift.

>: (
So yes, it's very hard to maintain.
But I will do my best, 'cause I cant stand that headache, ulcersss, sorethroat, earblock, backache anymore.

Sigh.
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